| So you want to be the coolest nerd in the office? | | | | Desktop Vacuum - Now you can keep your cube |
| But one cubicle down and over, George has all the | | | | tidy and look cool doing it. This 4 inch robot vacuums |
| coolest gadgets and therefore gets all the girls! Never | | | | crumbs, lint and other minute specs from your |
| fear, this guide will help you find out just what cool | | | | desktop. Maybe you can rewire it and make it call |
| geek equipment is out there and how to beat | | | | you "Master."o Plasma Mug with Electronic Coaster - |
| George at his own game! | | | | This 8 oz mug uses plasma energy to put on a light |
| This article will cover a full range of geek office | | | | show sure to impress your coworkers. You can |
| supplies - everything the cool nerds are buying. While | | | | interact with the plasma by touching the mug. The |
| it is impossible to cover everything available for the | | | | mug is suitable for hot or cold caffeine.o USB |
| office, we will attempt to highlight the coolest and | | | | Wireless Rocket Launcher - So George is talking to |
| geekiest equipment around!o The Red Swingline | | | | the cutie from accounting - ready, aim, FIRE! This is |
| Stapler - If they don't get it, you don't want them | | | | the coolest gadget in office warfare. This rocket |
| around! Just threaten to burn their building down and | | | | launcher is USB controlled and can be as far as 15 |
| send them on their way.o Mini Fridge - Weighing only | | | | feet away and fire foam darts at the enemy.o Smart |
| 15 pounds, this portable mini fridge has a 20 liter | | | | Mass Thinking Putty - This is the hyped up super |
| capacity and can chill your caffeine to 44 degrees or | | | | geek putty. Available in nine different colors including |
| warm your caffeine to 140 degrees, whichever way | | | | two different hypercolors (temperature sensitive) |
| you prefer it! It even comes with a car adapter for | | | | and glow in the dark, this putty squishes, bounces, |
| weekend road trips.o Binary clock - You can read | | | | tears, shatters and drips from the ceiling. Buy several |
| binary, right? But can the cutie from accounting? | | | | in case the cuties from accounting want some too! |
| Make her stop and ask you what that is and allow | | | | Well, what are you waiting for? Good luck - and |
| yourself that introduction you have been wanting - | | | | whatever happens, George had it coming! |
| you even get to look smart doing it!o Robo Vac | | | | |